I often crave berries in the winter so I started preserving some during the summer. It’s not quite as good as fresh, but I felt really guilty buying then out-of-season from the supermarket.

Because this kind of epic me-first selfishness and cavalier attitude towards environmental crisis are fucking shameful. I guarantee that if these people feel this way about their nice green lawns, they’re not making ethical decisions when it comes to voting or buying produce, either. Nobody is single-handedly causing…

In short: yes. Where vegetation dies there will be erosion. But I would bet my left nipple that they aren’t planting things that are native or drought resistant. They are planting palms and fruit trees and Kentucky blue grass that require a shit ton more water and are not suitable for a desert like climate. Plants…

Ag doesn’t deserve a pass, but anyone who says, “We’re not all equal when it comes to water” deserves to be demonized.

I wouldn’t feel bad about the produce - it’s the beef industry that really needs to leave California. You can graze cattle anywhere and they take something like 40% of all the water in the state. Mostly growing alfalfa to feed them, but still. If California just focused on produce and nuts, which we can grow better…

I read this the other day and almost got into a comment war on Facebook about it. Some chick from that area was bitching in the comments about how unfair it was and how they were just being punished because they were rich. It was hard not to jump in there like, bitch I am from Montecito, CA. Fucking Oprah is down the…

The Happy Harlot needs to be a tavern name.

All this. I've probably swallowed your semen if we are having. A baby together...you are freaking out over, at the worst, dried pee? The body fluids they are about to be coated in pales in comparison to pee. I caught my kids barf in my hand last week. I would take touching a spot of my husbands dried pee over handful…

But if I throw it out and don’t post a picture then how will I ever make everyone pay attention to meeee and provide external approval for all of my decisions because I can’t find the fulfillment myselffffffff.

You see, it’s no longer a pee-soaked piece of felt if straight people (like myself) do it. Once the pregnancy SacredSprinkle moistens the felt, it becomes a symbolic, magical object signifying love, love love, life life life. You wouldn’t know anything about that.

Even IF the men were touching their wives’ pee... I mean who gives a fark?

the entire culture of football in this country is rotten to its core. Shit like this goes on even at the high school level (e.g. Steubenville.) Someone in law enforcement needs to sack up and start throwing these useless meatheads (and the coaches/schools who protect them) in prison.

um, how do you know we DIDN’T just get a bunch of information on Raffey.

She must have moved to Spokane from Belize.

WE HAVE FOUND RAFFEY.

did they look like this?

This sucks because, in the first one, Ellie wore boots. In the mud and on site. As one does. Why couldn’t she just wear boots? Because that’s what someone working in the field would do, right? smh

Ah yes, the Murrican presidential elections. The greatest personality contest on Earth.

Not so much a cake disaster, but when I went to thank the Catering staff for doing a fantastic job, I found them all in the kitchen having a slice of the cake (after they had served it to all of the guests of course. Some of the wait staff froze in fear. I think the head Caterer had forgotten to tell them we had…

Voodoo Doughnuts, because fuck cake.