Mr. Jimmy was 86'd from the lounge that night, elbow escorted out by way of the pool entrance, then left standing on the little lawn at the corner of Wilshire & Santa Monica with a Monte Cristo Joyita clenched in his teeth.

Really? If someone called you a cocaine addict on the internet, you’d sue them? It’s sort of an extreme response. Now, if you’re a high profile person on the internet... well the internet is full of assholes. Insults, earned or not, are going to happen. Again, a lawsuit is a pretty extreme response. Most people go…

I’m starting to think maybe Sean Young wasn’t crazy.

Gotta wonder if that high IQ Woods allegedly scored was part of some kind of cruel secret study about the impact of giving high IQ scores to actually low-IQ-scoring individuals. How would the steadily increasing cognitive dissonance, the years and years of accumulating evidence that his intelligence could not be that…

He’s just asking questions! Does James Woods cut off his accuser’s fingers to plug cocaine up his butthole before Twitter rants? I don’t know, but someone should investigate it.

Alert!Alert! Incoming lawsuit! Alert!

...This guy is fucking insane! Dementia or Bipolar disorder? Or just a fuck-ton of cocaine?

This one sucked all around to read. But, this case remains a good example of why I’m extremely skeptical of the “Believe every accusation made and never question anything” modern progressive stance on sexual assault allegations. Erdely followed that theory to a T. It’s just ripe for unscrupulous people to take…

We’re showing this on 35mm at the theater I work at. I’m PROJECTING this on 35mm. Thrilled.

I got into an extended Kinjargument over this very topic. Folk etymology is worst etymology and true acronyms aren’t as common as people like to think.

Can we all agree that “bae” standing for “before anyone else” is a false etymology? It’s just an abbreviation of “babe” informed by the spelling of “babe.”

Counterpoint: Climate change is science is technology.

The uncredited Doctor and Nurse are from the Twilight Zone episode “Eye of the Beholder”

Lots of great work here, but Alan Scott Green Lantern is perfect!

I wish he’d had a spoon in that cup of coffee he could just stir and stir and stir.

Off, off topic: Josh Duhamel doesn’t know when to use “I” and when to use “me”. I’m guessing you won’t care, though. :-)

It’s weird and wonderful how the fairly narrow range of Warburton’s particular gifts (great as they may be, they are within a pocket) can get such different results as he applies them to a broad range of projects. He always does a variation of the same kind of thing, but contextualizes it so perfectly to whatever the…

I just wanted to know how shiny her hair was.

Well I guess that’s good. I don’t like the constant idol worship that surrounds almost every royal family ever but I don’t actually want them to be able to die from a bruise.

ThAt video was depressing. Here is how Prince George REALLY feels about bubbles, as one should.