HerfNerder
HerfNerder
HerfNerder

Okay, I only read the headline, and glanced at the photo. So...which one is Zoe? Like Stephen Colbert, I don’t see race. Also, I don’t see skin tone or hair color or cheekbones or facial hair.

Homer, the hundred-something child vampire from Near Dark really needs to be on this list.

So...who is going to play...what?

Robert Heinlein. (Somehow he missed the part where psychopaths with guns just don’t give a shit.)

“An armed society is a polite society.” Ugh.

Which begs an intriguing question: can red giants and their evolved habitable zones support life?

Elizabeth Hurly enjoys the country

“suppose to happen” - Wow! Send your resume to Gawker ASAP! That’s the kind of attention to detail they’re always looking for!

“catched” - Hey, you could totally work for Gawker!

The Gawker empire scoffs at you and your notion of “copy editing” and “basic grammar” and “re-reading your headline EVEN ONCE.”

Yeah, even in sarcasm/irony, I just wasn’t willing to go any more...authentic.

“Oh, could I help with your joke on those delightful coloured colonial people?”

No, you fool! Now we only have 259,999,999,999.999995 cubic miles left!

Well, the Earth is ...(googles)... about 260 billion cubic miles in volume. We humans are a phenomenally destructive species, but we aren’t a 260-billion-cubic-miles-of-rock-and-iron destructive species. (Not yet, at least.)

I know - I just learned about his new special a couple of days ago and was planning to watch.... Now I think I’m going to have to give it a while. :(

Reminds me of this 2005 piece suggesting that Ep IV is all about Artoo’s and Chewie’s behind-the-scenes seat-of-the-pants ad hoc manipulations.

“Thinks for thanking of me!” :D