HelenDuJour
HelenDuJour
HelenDuJour

hes too young for the time frame they were talking about

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

What a catch.

this is so cool this girl is so cool their interaction is so cool her music is cool ugh the internet isn’t always terrible

Well, David Brooks is a moron, to be fair.

my life is pretty easy at the moment, but i appreciate your sympathies nonetheless. again this post is a limited criticism of brooks’s column itself, which does not mention anything about clinton’s record, and merely says she needs to open up and be warmer, and i personally find that remarkable

You all will be pleased to know that Wegman’s practices safe produce. They put their horseradish dildos in condoms.

Sam Bee is a national goddamned treasure.

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omg #RunAwayWithMeme is one of my favorite things. It kills me every time.

A good teacher once told me... look at the last thing you wrote; put it first, and delete all the rest. I still haven’t learned that, and neither has that jerk.

what if... that were the obvious point of this essay

A Supreme Court justice, ideally, is not a Democrat or a Republican but rather someone who can impartially evaluate complicated legal issues irrespective of politics.

Cruz argues that it would be a disservice to the American people to allow a lame duck president appoint Scalia’s replacement, drawing on that nonexistent lame duck clause to which Warren refers in her post

“He pushed the repeal of DADT through (thanks Clintons!)“

Not to detract from your general point, but this is a really bad understanding of the nature of presidencies. In 1992 Bill Clinton directly campaigned on totally ending the ban on gays in the military, along with a universal health care plan. When universal

Ellen is interwoven for me with my own coming out. My parents were both fans of her sitcom, and had been watching up to that point, and I knew it. I, fourteen, read in the newspaper about how she was a lesbian, and was coming out on her show, and how big a deal this was.

The song is meh if you’re looking to something to belt in the car or dance along to.

A few years ago I found my iPod that had been missing since I was 16

I’m with you so much. Can we all just agree that this whole genre of “men suck at domestic things” is just fucking awful. Like, I am a man. I also like to make sure the kitchen is reasonably clean, and years of living without a dishwasher means I’m 100% okay with washing dishes on my own.

Why call the police for no reason? I agree there are situations where pursuing the dude would be too dangerous to risk but this was a busy street during the day, I might have weighed the risk/reward and made the same choice as her. Something has to be done about people like this, and she did not break any laws. I say

Does it really solve the problem if we take the life of this tumor? Let's not compound a tragedy, the tumor stays. I'm not pretending this is easy.