I was throwing out 2 as a random small number because they could be counted on one or both hands for the entire lot on the console.

If it makes you feel better, I don't grease my hair or anything.

Which was most of the reason they wore hats all the time anyway - but it damages the hat.

You have clearly not been reading Kotaku during the Wii years, then.

Almost every one of those games - including MadWorld - sparked all kinds of outrage for being on a Nintendo system - and given that, and the fact that Nintendo OWNS MonolithSoft now [a fact that I bemoan, because it means that Xenosaga 1-3 will never…

Yeah, again, this is another trilby.

So, is there an Other M variant Samus that I can get?

Yeah, first of all, dude on the right is wearing a trilby.

Second of all, it's a shitty cheap one.

You were saying?

Open. Carry. State.

I live in one. I have no qualms with it. Are the rifles at ready or are they on their back?

I would check that first.

No, they've just denied licenses to companies that wanted to make those games and had an unattractive platform, so it didn't matter.

Do you not remember the uproar over the Wii's, what, 2 M games?

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Yeah, but how family-sanitized is the game, being on a Nintendo system?

I might just pass on it.

It's a real leather fedora. It cost me quite a bit of money.

And it looks fantastic, and I care for it well.

Speaking of which, *puts leather treatment stuff on his shopping list*

Oh, okay. So in the 50's, when middle school kids had rifle range as part of Physical Education, they totally were huddled in the corners out of mortal fear, right?

No, because they were a normal part of life, and not fear-mongered.

There were so very many mass-shootings in those rifle range classes, yes?

No, because…

Which means the culture needs to be less afraid of firearms. It's an irrational fear that's been created en masse by anti-gun activists when they are just tools.

They weren't 'trying to look badass', they were exercising Open Carry rights to prove a point that everyone freaks out.

So, they hired Robot Chicken?

Because if so, I tip my fedora to you, Nintendo.

Haven't done that in a while.

I'm not going to, as I live pretty far from Maple Syrup Populism Land.

But my example stands. No system is imporous.

*Can* not *Will Always*.

I would loooove to show Poison the other side of the collar.

Yeah, you "have" to, but most people don't. And it's not like there's guard dogs patrolling the whole Northern border.

Oh, okay. So, they should just charge an exactly equivalent amount to Yen, even if that allows US customers to drive ten minutes, buy 20 for cheaper, sell them at full price, and make a profit?

Sounds legit.

The value of the US Dollar is stronger than the Canadian Dollar. That means people whose wages are paid in USD will always be able to buy stuff cheaper in Canada.

Which is probably also why the Canadian price point is higher comparably, to reduce importing from Americans buying in Canada.