“What’s do do?”
LOL, I’m 12.
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That’s the actor Mary who was in ‘Gone with the Wind.’ Here’s the proper Mary.
Indeed. He always looked halfway towards being cast as the lead in the Machinist 2 during weigh-ins. He clearly walks around about 175. His proper weight class is lightweight or featherweight.
THANKS for that written list, Casey.
“He’s dead, Jim!”
*DRAMATIC MUSIC*
A dull end? A DULL END? ANYONE....ANYONE?
I don’t see him going gently into the good night, friend. He’ll still be around in other capacities.
Seriously. No matter who comes next.
Ya Thirty 100-year-old works better. I’m guessing that it’s because we are used to seeing large dates written as “## word” (ie 65 million years ago). Add to that the fact we’ve only recently left a millennium were the centuries were refered to at the “## hundreds” (ie eighteen hundreds for everything from 1800 to…
My brain is definitely gone soft, I spent way too long trying to figure out how long ago 30 hundred years was. Let along why a 30 hundred year old sheet music cover was celebrating flight. I mean the first recorded balloon flight was only 2.3 hundred years ago.
Dear god I sympathize so much. I had a bond hearing in immigration court recently that involved almost an hour of going back and forth about a particular issue, and I felt I was completely screwing myself because I kept rambling. And then at the end the judge ruled in my favor in a great way and thanked me for a good…
That is now my second favorite photo of Liza and Michael. My first will always be...
I can’t get over the fact that Coldplay is doing the Super Bowl halftime show. I’m fucking bored just thinking aboutzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Isn’t that “the game” a “player” plays? He’s obviously at the market, or with his sister, or at work, or with his buds... but he’s also out with some sleaze. He’s at both locations and neither location at the same time, until “girl” observes him at one place or the other.
But this isn’t sports, where there’s winners and losers and all that bullshit, this is something a little more scientific than that. As we learn more information about the universe around us, we re-classify things. If Pluto’s a planet, then so is Eris. It’s only a few km smaller than Pluto. Then why not throw in…
Make no mistake, it is amazing. It is the exact caliber of high-quality third-grade groaner pun that belongs in the holy canon of Laffy Taffy wrappers. I mean, it’s right up there with the guy who threw his clock out the window so he could watch time fly! Classic, man!!
You have got to send that joke to the Laffy Taffy people IMMEDIATELY.