I like how "someone on Fox" can have 2 meanings in this context.

I’m big fan of Anderson but her Scully wig in this revival is distractingly terrible in the promo I saw. If they couldn’t find her a better wig, they should have just let her stay a blond.

Mmm Mulder, you are so spooky baby.

Good. I hope the person who does win writes their entire acceptance speech as ‘I’d like to thank my mom, jesus christ of latter day saints, Andre the giant oh and Leo? Leo diCaprio? I just want to say ‘YOU LOST BUDDY, AGAIN, YOU LOST. ALL YOU EVER DO IS LOSE. IT IS AMAZING HOW GOOD AT LOSING YOU ARE. HAHAHAHAHAHA’

Jim Mahfood is the man and I love to have him associated with Kirby Krackle music.

or the Kardashian update of that meme:
MAKE OUT WHILE *EVERYONE* IS WATCHING

PURRS MOANING

room temperature

PURPLE MONTCLAIR

PLUNGER MORTHY

PUNCHY MORSWEEN

And all of those are why I love you

That’s EXACTLY what I thought when I saw this picture. My mind was, “ why is Joyce Dewitt there, hmmm, weird”.

Looks like someone already gave up on his resolutions for the year.

Jenna Maroney is that you?!

YEAH WHATEVA!

This looks like a character from Sifl & Olly.

But could it cut off a hand? Asking for a friend.

Can we just crown Jeff Goldblum the king of big budget sci-fi/horror cult/camp and get it over with?

I’m invoking Pinkham’s Law here (RIP Kitchenette), but the cookie gun is actually a semi-useful thing for making awesome spritz cookies if you’re into that kind of thing, which my mom was. Her cookies were delicious and cute.