Arrest some records from forward motion or something.....

Great..thanks to this story , the poor frat boys at the University of Tennessee are gonna have to deny another butt bong story...

As a civil engineer, I don't even register transit maps as maps, but rather as a symbolic language to describe the transits system. True to scale maps and schematics have their place, but definitely not as a means of conveying the arrangement of a transit system to a newcomer.

The interwebz is the polar opposite of a civilized nation.

Karman Ghia convertible with 2 liter tubro GTI engine. Take complete front engine package from GTI and squeeze it into mid-rear of Ghia.

Proof that we need more panty exposing skirt swirls in US adds.....

This is why you fear the night......

The real problem is that the network has pissed money away on this as opposed to developing another "Third Rock".

I endorse this

Nothing wrong with Honesty.....

If you want the opposite of the real Bobby, a fey and dapper wine drinker would be more apt. "Business like" is not necessarily the polar opposite to the regular Bobby. Remember, Bobby did occassionaly use the G-man disguise, aqll suited up and official acting.

He's would be more of a whiskey on the rocks sort of demon.

"...kitten-on-a-laundry-wire poster..." I hope this is a reference to a "Hang in there baby" poster as opposed to what I am envisioning.

I think a sexy steampunk/vampyre/furry/zombie would be the ticket

Needs mawr veins....

All hail the rise of the nanobots!

The difference between my understanding and someone else's understanding of what constitutes "an exciting adventure" has cause me difficulty in the past.

As an engineer I whole hearted agree with your call of bullshit on this list.

Correction: This is what a Yoda bust looks like when you change out the eyes and paint it to look human.

I internally resolved it as an "Incident at Owl Creek" type story and I have inner peace.