Chris, I'm approving of this because you actually took the time to address what people are coming at you with. The reporter made this out to be a bit more than what it is. You have a vision of a story you want to tell in a world you love to be in. I, being an author of Fallout fan fiction, can relate. It takes a lot…

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I get the distinct feeling of fail with this quote. Dunno. To the topic at hand: this news is disheartening. Good thing I own a 360 already.

@Skyblade I take it you were already bypassing complex automated retina scanners, weren't you?

No matter what, Sony's fucked. Seven seconds of bowing be damned.

Dear God,

Absolutely.

/b/ronies before whores?

3D is quickly becoming one of my most-hated words. If it isn't every movie coming out - "Veggietales, now in THREE DEE!" - it's invading my games. "Killzone 3 - now in THREE DEE!"

I'm totally going to voice what was typed in here and put it to this video.

I absolutely agree. My co-op buddy and I have had so much fun just tearing through games.

@Dynastius: Five pairs of glasses to the commenter, then!

Five Internets to the commenter who can successfully identify the MILFs in this montage.

These stories piss me the hell off. As a daddy to a wonderful six year old, I would NEVER neglect my kid to that point. And the majority of the stupid mothers are playing SOCIAL games!

#20. Oh hell yes. I lurve the Resistance reference!

Owen, you truly are the best editor Kotaku has. You pull the best one-liners out of your arse.

I pack a tentacle. I'll bet I get put to the front of the line.

IT'S ADVENTURE TIME! My six-year old and I LOVE that series, and I think a game based off it, and its humor, would be gold.

It would be awesome to play something like Suspended on it, too.

First he dresses up as one of the girls that was performing fellatio on Duke, now here he is doing duty with another dude. Oh, a female just happens to be present, but she's just there to watch. Helps Totilo enjoy the moment.