You must be beating the ladies away with a stuck, you charmer you!

Oh my god I dated a guy for a while who was always begging to watch me pee! And he didn't want to just see me pee while standing there or whatever. He wanted to, like, get down in front of me and, like, watch the pee come out. Freak.

Indeed, female-on-male violence is the number one cause of death among men. One third of all men who are murdered are killed by their female partners, and the risk shoots up dramatically when men try to leave. Although it sometimes goes both ways, this is a problem that primarily affects men, as 4 out of 5 victims of…

"Taking a swig of cherry limeade for courage"

Sounds like it's about time for you to switch teams, then.

The Telltale Weave.

Yeah, me too. My Ex moved for a job opportunity, and we were doing the LDR thing where I would fly out every six weeks, he'd fly to me every eight. I had a second wardrobe at the ex's apartment because the climate was so different. One day I'm looking at Facebook and there's these group pictures of my ex's work, and…

Oh boy..I've been waiting years to tell this!

Yeah, he didn't think it through too clearly. Aside from wrecking our relationship, he also wrecked his relationships with co-workers and superiors. The word got out real fast after that Friday night and his reputation (which had been great up until that point) was ruined. All of that pain and humiliation just for…

A friend of mine got told on the Fourth of July that her husband wanted a divorce. He blamed her for everything - she was too in to her career, she wasn't getting pregnant fast enough, and a bunch of other douche canoe things in a list that smelled, shall we say, fishy, from the beginning.

Men are chickenshits. They want to break up but they lack the spine to confront their wife/girlfriend directly because they don't want her to "make a scene" or yell and cry so they cheat or abuse their SO and hope they can drive the woman away.

I've posted this before on another blog, but it fits the bill here. I worked in a university department that employed several clerical staff, all of whom I supervised. One of those staff members, "Cheryl," was painfully shy and very reserved. She was married to her high school sweetheart, had four kids, was very…

You are a saint. Many would have spoiled it, or at least gone to the party to ruin his day, if not theirs.

Checkmate indeed. Well played. I once read an article by a private investigator who did spousal surveillance. One thing that he wrote that jumped out at me was that, in general, men were much easier to catch than women. Women, he said, tended to be meticulous in their efforts NOT to get caught. Men, he believed, had a…

My husband had no less than 6 affairs during the course of our marriage (that I knew about), but after discovering 4, it was pretty easy to see the tell tale signs of affair number 5.

Try as I might, the dude would just NOT fess up. I needed to know, because this one was the final death knell of the marriage (just…

He and I had already been having problems related to his way-too-close "just-friendship" with a girl who happened to have beautiful, long, curly, red hair. He and I took a break over it, but a month or so later he begged for me to come back, claimed nothing had happened with him and red-hair, that it was all just a…

Oh honey.

What a fucking fuckhead. I hope the divorce goes as easily as a divorce can and you're on to greener, or at least less-skeezy, pastures soon.

This isn't QUITE about catching a cheater (really more like catching a liar) but it's a kind of great story. My sister was a senior when I was a freshman in high school. At the end of my freshman year this other freshman was telling me all about this senior boy she was secretly dating. He was so into her but they had…

This was a boyfriend two boyfriends ago. He texted me one Sunday, when I was having lunch with my mom, saying that it feels like "there is an elephant sitting on [his] chest."

The No-Show: In an extremely masochistic fantasy of pleasure denial, the member requests the girl turn on her cam and not spend any time in front of it while demanding he pay more for more time not seeing her.