"I see that you're trying hard, but please don't get that near my face"

- 1992 Production Assistant

So he lost the ball.

Wait, the anti porn scold leaves him and he doesn't have to deal with her bullshit for the rest if his life? Happy ending.

"Yeah, he's the type of dude who could've kept this little argument from turning into something bigger."

It's even worse in Africa, which has throngs of Mormons spitting garbage.

"They tackle like their Stickum was replaced with WD-40."

The league has ways of shutting down the transaction in the case of a legitimate trade rape.

Man. Between this and Sochi, the IOC must really hate fags.

It never ends well for Marshall when things start falling from the sky.

Easy clicks, no work, free money.

Note the hilarious act of editorial cowardice in the italicized footnote.

Sadsack Deadspin Reader Punked into Reading Stupid Article about Two Sadsack Drunken Comedians Who Committed a Felony - TWICE - Against Idiot Kicker Who I Almost Feel Bad For Now

Title suggestion:

Friendly fire- Arizona State's other famous tradition

I wouldn't call this "non-legalized adoption", I would call it "legalized child trafficking."

The breeze catches hold
A leaf floats, pauses, and falls
My lawn: get off it

Ah yes, I remember when I was in college and thought I could change the status quo.

I made that point yesterday too, although now maybe I wonder if pissing people off was more effective at raising the subject.

All the idiot needed to do was change one word:

RT @PriscoCBS ESPN knew the risks of signing Eminem up for that segment. They have nobody but themselves to blame for that trainwreck.