No grass on the field? Now here's an event where Neil Diamond should perform 'Sweet Caroline'

"I wouldn't read too much into this."

Peter King treats his job like he works for a trade magazine, fuck that dude

I'm a Jet fan who was in the army in 1992, stationed in Germany, and couldn't get home for Christmas. The barracks were deserted, I was lonely as hell, my girlfriend back home was cheating on me. Drunk. Miserable. But, hey! "Looka that, the Jets are on! A Christmas present from the NFL. I'll even get a look at that…

Well isn't this an example of the pot calling the pressure cooker black

For the lifetime achievement category.

INTERNATIONAL FLEET BATTLE SCHOOL APTITUDE TEST

What we've learned today:

If it was the most American goal that has ever been scored, more people would have complained about all the Mexicans on the field.

"Really? You mean I should have been more unlikable?"

Sadly, most of America doesn't care unless you change "Red" to "Green."

If this woman was a potential hurdle to Lolo's success as a bobsledder, I'm sure she hit her.

Donnie stepped into the bedroom, shrugging off his leather jacket and sauntering to the bed, where Jenny lay, emitting a coy little giggle at his approach. As he slid down onto the soft, yielding mattress, she rolled onto her arched back, tingling with anticipation.

"Talk dirty to me, Donnie," she croaked.

Donnie…

This kid's dream playground: Moore, Oklahoma.

"We are working to determine just where in fact they have buried the survivors."

Not to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where drinking is normalised and then they go to college and enter mostly white frats and drink a bunch. I don't want to say that white people are all alcoholics, but it does seem like something that activists in the white community might want to focus…

Well, that's lucky. I hate her writing so it's nice to know I can dislike her as a person as well.

Because of his extensive knowledge in the area, the Yankees are consulting with A-Rod on how to chose a replacement Lab.

He should consider himself lucky; that's the first time someone's had a gun on him in three years.

Can John get cell reception on his Yacht? Is his marine radio working? I hope some can get word about this to him.