Major General Salinas may have opened doors for those who followed her, but unless she had a time machine, I doubt that she did so for her antecedents. I applaud your desire to use a rich vocabulary, but I deplore your failure to use the word properly.

The guy who taped women in the shower was a sergeant first class (E-7), so he was neither an officer nor particularly "high ranking."

Shouldn't the headline be "Marion Bartoli Does Thing"?

This girl is awesome. I am so thankful she has no intention to rehab her image and is just jumping into it cunt deep.

Sure, Coach Maddux looks bad, but it's clear that the parents have selectively edited the emails. You don't see their responses where in the subject line they patronizingly tell the coach to "RE: lax".

O AN HE NOT MADLAXY YOU UNGRATEFUL QUITTER

He was immediately whistled for a shooting fowl.

Nice effort by ESPN, but they got completely one-upped by NBC Sports today.

"So," ESPN Prez John Skipper Says, "We Eliminated a Bunch of Cartographers"

Are we referring to the city, or some child that was recently born to Park Slope parents?

Upon hearing that Tulsa is chasing the 2024 bid, IOC officials immediately positioned EMTs at the 10 meter mark.

What a remarkable coincidence. The SEC uses the exact same charts to pay by grade level.

They may allow denim, but it'll be a cold day in hell before they accept any Levis.

wanna see Roger Goodell's Spiro Agnew impression?

Katie—no other tweets/text in both Firefox and Chrome.

[sees movie in 1986]

More than anything, Glen, I want you to kill people.

So you snicker to each other and get the fuck over it.

I'm sure College Station isn't the only place in Texas where tickets are given for being shaded too dark.

Manziel: "Don't you know who I am?"