Well at least he's doing more with that Auburn degree than most of his graduating class.

Steven Levitt is a dangerous, racist hack:

Deadspin was helpful enough to include a picture of Ryan in the middle of extreme physical exertion.

Hail Mary

The sad part is, it will happen (somewhere down the line, far enough away they make it seem like this didn't force their hand) and they're going to be so fucking smugly self-congratulatory about it, you will puke.

A de-emphasizing of empty lurid commercialization and a branding focus on accomplishment and competence?

lol that was you?

The New York Post got its mitts on Mark Ribowsky's The Last Cowboy: A Life Of Tom Landry, which is being published Monday by Liveright.

Yeah, I mean, it's only his wife. How the fuck would she know what team the guy rooted for?

The NY/LA axis of talent, probably. Most of them knew a guy that might have been from Minnesota, or Michigan, or one of those flyover states that start with M.

Shit, gif of that flag slowly flopping in front of Terrance Newman's face?

lol at someone in the Deadspin comments section throwing internet pecking order around

Cincinnati fan has a pretty amazing premonition of the game's ending:

No "how to remove toilet paper" post? Surprise.

It's not vindictive in the least. Some people deserve to have their best wishes come true, the good way or the bad way.

Ok, John. Let's see that logic on its face.

yeah no you're right, fire away

Yeah. Great writer, I snap up anything I see with his byline.

Ellis Johnson's S&C coach was a real estate agent who hadn't coached football since 1992.

It would have made him a better one, obviously