hahahahahaha!

Just catching up on all the bullshit in the speech last night. Spoiler alert; there was a lot! And like... actual straight-up lies, like the massive and easily disproven lie that El Paso “used to have extremely high rates of violent crime” until it built a border wall. In reality, El Paso was already one of the safest…

If a huge mammal attacks you out of nowhere, and has likely tried to hit you with the neck snap manuever, there really isn’t any fucking around at that point, reptile brain is going to wake up and do some life saving shit.

Maddie is way braver than me - there’s no way I would have time to take a picture of closet creep before dissolving into a pile of screams.

More ghost stories should end with the ghost being all “Oh, my name is Drew”. 

100% this dude is/was a janitor or super or some other type of laborer who could have gotten keys relatively easy. I knew a guy who installed closet stuff (hanging rods and such) in large developments and he and his buddies had duplicated some keys to go back later and steal some stuff. Glad to see no one was hurt and…

All I could think about was that story about the person who found a guy living in a hole in the wall behind a big piece of furniture that gets posted here around Halloween!

Yes! My family watches this god awful show and we all noticed she often specifically says she “never kissed a boy,” which still leaves the door open to...lots of other things.

I’ve never seen an episode of the Bachelor, but it sounds terrible. Bless you two for watching so others don’t have to be exposed. And based upon this synopsis, I want one of the women who “foraged” for burgers and champagne to win. Those women are wife material. And while Colton sounds insufferable, he needs to run…

The look on Andy's face is one of pure joy. I wish him and his precious little boy the very best.

...being awesome?

It looks like she might be test flying a quinjet

Well, she’s also taken by aliens and given superpowers, so perhaps a little suspension of disbelief is okay. :D

In Siberia, kerosene road burns you!

Actually came here hoping to find some technical explanation of this. Here in Montana everyone’s just like “yeah? And?” 

They don’t have to do any of this in Siberia where it routinely gets -40.

I had no miscarriages and I would have been terrified to intervene at 7 mos pregnant.  You did what you could safely do in that situation.  If people could not be garbage humans, it would really be great. 

I am generally a person who helps.

Aww...Cliff’s got a little crush. Bless his heart.