GypsyCat1
GypsyCat1
GypsyCat1

Yeah, you guys won't be laughing when you go to Target to try on this swimsuit and it makes part of your crotch disappear.

agreed. but if anyone wants to start handing out free tampons then yay.

Do they picture a different species when they think of women? Like, if someone said I needed to buy things for a dog, I'd think "tennis balls, right? dogs like tennis balls, don't they?" but if someone said I had to buy things for a group of women, I'd think "Starbucks giftcards! Poppin notebooks!" I wouldn't think

I never tell the Ted Kennedy story online. ;) You'll have to get me drunk.

Haha! Sure. I was having a yard sale in my college town and was about to move away. My friend's boyfriend needed a haircut, but I couldn't leave my stuff, so he came and sat on the porch and I cut his hair. And then some of my other friends wanted their hair cut, and then some passersby, so I started charging people

sure! I went through a baptist phase in high school—which began when I started dating a preacher's son. His neighbor, five years our senior, was the youth sunday school teacher. A few years after breaking up with the preacher's son, I'm 18 and about to go off to college 5 hours away. That summer, I hung out with my

go back to Plymouth rock puritan!

it depends on the cat, etc.

When you see the robot thing you'll realize this is clearly a prequel to Portal.

I wouldn't say cold cuts, exactly, but the refrigerated diets usually come in a log that you slice pieces off for each meal. Usually something you would need to buy from a pet store. Wet canned food is cooked, which does eliminate harmful microorganisms like salmonella, ecoli, and intestinal parasites.

It's why I'm glad my complex has a one-pet maximum. Only thing keeping me from acting like Melissa McCarthy at the bridal shower in Bridesmaids.

This is the best thing about Christmas in SF. I always taking the long way home this time of year so I can see the doggies and kitties in the window.

Well, except that is exactly what the privileged in our culture do—dress up as "others" because it is quaint or exotic or whatever. See: Blackface, "Navajo" designs at Urban Outfitters and others, the perennial "Gypsy-look," undifferentiated "Asian" costumes, etc., etc., etc.

In its way, it's kind of a brilliant

I actually think it's brilliant subversion. "Get the livestock look!" would be EXACTLY how the makeup was advertised in the Capitol.

Oh, so after giving them the photo op she knew she had to do, then she then needed to go on to do something else for this premier. (You do understand that the photo op is just one of the obligations she's been scheduled for at these events, right?)

She should've screamed at them "I LIKE THE NEW DOUBLE-HUNG MODEL FROM ANDERSEN!"

I have the same reactions when one of my guy friends says this to me. "I didn't really believe in feminism until I had a daughter!"

Maybe she meant catchy like bootylicious?

No, she doesn't. She's saying maybe she should invent a new phrase like what she did with bootylicious. She's not saying bootylicious should be the new term*. The problem you have with her comment isn't there.