You beat me to it. Well played.

I can't second this enough. The looting of taxpayer money for private enterprise without their consent (and amid a corporate environment of corruption)? It would make the scandal depicted in "League of Denial" look like a sneeze in comparison.

This guy is surprisingly typical of Redskins fans. They imbibe and reinforce racism. In many ways, RGIII is the perfect quarterback for that team considering he's the poster child of African-American "assimilation". George Marshall would be proud.

Absolutely. Fantastic.

I'm not much for the art, but I think the Washington Red Menace is fitting.

Great, two classes of equally detestable rednecks will now have something to mutually masturbate over. Sisters of Appalachia, you've been warned.

What's "wood creativity"? Word creativity?

Whenever Schilling appears on screen or gets praise from his sycophantic ESPN cohorts, I want to kick the screen. Schilling is horrible.

...And verily, it came to pass.

Someone's been in Philly too long.

That defense needs takeaways for that team to win, even when Cutler is as good as he was today. If he had played like this last week against the Lions, they probably win that game, though considering that defense had zero answer for Reggie Bush, I don't know. The Bears are anywhere between 8-8 and 10-6 this year.

I'd take Brady over either Titans QB, any Jags QB, Geno Smith, any Bills QB, any Browns QB, Carson Palmer, Joe Flacco, Eli, Jay Cutler, any Buccaneers QB, any Vikings QB, etc... is this a serious statement?

The NFC East is challenging Congress for the biggest shitshow in the nation.

Guinness Justin Blackmon Lager

After his two-hour masturbation piece, "The U," I'm going to pass on enduring anymore Billy Corben nonsense. The most entertaining parts of that thing were Bernie Kosar's drunkenness and the part where the Hurricanes acted like thugs at the Cotton Bowl.

Joe Haden is the second-best cover corner in the NFL.

"The money goes here... I would show you where it exits, but I'm, of course, a modest man."

As you can see from the CBS graphics, Phil Simms got called for a penalty on the hold.

Red would be a challenge flag. Maybe green or blue or a nice shade of paisley?

Too many representatives of BIG MUSTARD here for this to be a fair comment section. I think we need a full Drew Magary investigation into these mustard GLORY BOYS.