Second for all of this except the last part... that's just rubbing it in if it were part of a headline.

Notre Dame is coming to Purdue next week. We will lose, but we should also have multiple people holding up signs. Notre Dame is a joke.

Broken Albom

Go up to John Boehner and call him orange skin. I'm sure that will end well.

Just remember— this was a team founded on racism. It's owner when they first moved to DC from Boston was a good-ol'-boy Dixiecrat who kept the Redskins segregated even as the entire NFL was co-opting better talent and beating the shit out of their pasty-ass white boys passing as football players.

It took the goddamn…

I'm upset there was no mention of Joe Namath's drunken sexual assault of Andrea Kramer here. That moment really encapsulated the Jets' identity more than any other for me.

I'd throw down a sawbuck to watch that live.

This quote is the perfect encapsulation of MSNBC's coverage of the event.

MEDGER EVERS SMASH!

I have a dream... that my four little children...

For being so racist, the South is oddly into black women. #negrophilia/negrophobia

He actually kicked the hat with his back foot and then had to not pay attention to the hat as he corralled the ball. Much like the Blue Jays' season thus far.

I did not see Man of Steel and don't regret the decision. I doubt I'll be seeing this one either.

This one was definitely missing the patented Drew Magary geographical/regional rant. Those are PRICELESS.

As a current graduate student at Purdue, I can attest that all the lameness contained in this video is 1000% accurate. And if I see another one of these freshmen in plastic shades, they are getting punched in the side of the head.

To be fair to Charlie Manuel, Wawa and Shop-Rite are fairly sad staples of the lives of most Philadelphians.

You know the Broncos are coming next in the series, right? After Peyton handed the Ravens the Championship last year, I don't expect you'll like what you'll hear from Drew or what you'll see from your team come January.

As a former professional ancestry researcher, I applaud this article. Incredible writing and well sourced to boot (particularly considering the lax standards under which Deadspin articles are normally penned).

This site shall henceforth be known as Jizzabel.

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