are you equally upset by all the straight relationships?

Theory: morning people are cultists. You never see night owls saying “oh everyone should stay up late even if they don’t want to! There’s nothing like the stars at 2 a.m.!”

Just a reminder: it’s okay to listen to your personal body clock, and the best time of day to workout is the time of day you will actually work…

I like the ones with four sides cause they’re easier to stuff.

And yet Shonda Rhimes is still mad at Katherine Heigl for pointing that out.

can’t she just live off her Love Actually residuals?

Remember that the 12 days of Christmas start on Christmas day, and are not the 11 days preceding + Christmas, so you can always leave them up longer!

if you want to discuss whether this film is problematic for trans people, fine, but you can get the fuck out of here pretending that “whiteface” is a thing or the same at all.

Reminding people that this man has connections in the Trump administration and not allowing him to hide behind the term “alt-right” is not going to get us medicare for all, but it is part of the necessary press to force people to confront what they are supporting in this administration.

I have a hook hanging on the door where I hang the next days outfit. I have all my morning stuff on a little corner shelf on the bathroom counter

I have a hook hanging on the door where I hang the next days outfit. I have all my morning stuff on a little corner…

Even if that was true, it’s not what’s happening, not what’s going to happen, and not what anyone wants to happen.

so you get two points for putting it in the hole, one for getting it on the board. you can use your beanbags to knock your opponent off the board. it’s played in teams and in my family, with so so so much trash talk.

not to justify pushing her kid down the stairs but Cartland plagiarized like crazy, largely from Georgette Heyer.

Well that would be offensive because Mystique is BLUE.

This was probably wrong to be used in a classroom but it’s still funny as hell.

You take that back! Burt Gummer would never be this careless with his cannon.

not everyone who smokes gets lung cancer, but that doesn’t mean we should pretend smoking doesn’t cause lung cancer

plus, we have no idea what the long term effects will be because there hasn’t been enough time to produce those studies.

i think every single gym has these guys.

my favorite is the guy who loads a machine with weight hat he very clearly cannot lift safely, spends five minutes trying to lift it while grunting like a character from Dragon Ball Z powering up, and then letting it drop halfway up and then sitting there for a “rest” for five minutes before doing it again.

While Curves was awful in a variety of ways (so very many ways) having a space literally set up for circuit training was so smart.