On a scale of 1-10 what would you give DiGiorno?

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There's a saying in Florida: either you are 90 or you drive 90.

This seems appropriate.

The cuteness cannot be contained!

Supposedly pork is as close as you can get to eating human without actually eating a human. So, if sharks acquire a taste for bacon it's pretty much game over for anybody who likes to swim in the ocean.

I just noticed that! So true!

Jim: your perception of the situation is precisely backwards.

Have you tried an Oreo?

Wow. This country is so fat we have a Biggest Loser: Dog's Edition

When an Alien race comes to earth with the sole purpose of extinguishing humans... I'll be ok with it. We were asking for it.

Isn't cosmetic surgery a rather large industry in Brazil?

Anecdotally, I find that eating smaller meals more frequently tends to have more of an affect once somebody is already in decent shape (12-14% bf) and they're trying to get even leaner (8-10%bf)

Kind of like that?

Finally, a hero in a black leather jacket (what else) grabs one of the many porcelain sinks that dot the Russian land and victoriously smashes it upon the boar's head.

That's totally Scooby!

I'm convinced the TSA exists just to ease our transition into a police state.

The cuddlez cannot be contained!