I think the idea is that in a representative democracy you would vote out the shit bags that spent all your money like that without asking you first. Then again, I know that’s magical Candy Land thinking, and if people were willing to do this we probably wouldn’t have these deals to begin with.

I like your thoughts on this topic. I was afraid that starring all of your comments wasn’t enough to convey this sentiment.

What do you guys think the on-hold music is for the new hotline the refs have to the officials at the league offices? I’m thinking it’s something fun and kicky, like Shania Twain or something

I’m sure Nic’s is just another tyrannosaurus skull. There’s a boat load of those things on Rich People Amazon. It barely qualifies for Ultra-Prime shipping

The real star of the team is Lucy Mohr, only 2 turnovers kept her from a 32 Trillion. You can’t buy efficiency like that

I hate to be the guy who’s all herp derp I could do better, but how do you not even get a few offensive boards by luck and force more than 2 shooting fouls for the whole game?

Outside of key lime, I’ll take cake over pie any day. the only truly good pie I ever have is either way overpriced or too time consuming when homemade. Meanwhile, I’ll take a hostess cupcake over your mid-range store bought pies

Which is the more enduring Thanksgiving debate, the idiots who think that turkey is bad or people like Mike Schur (Ken Tremendous) who are against most pies because they think warm fruit is bad?

Jesus H. Christmas, the MRA’s do that whole accusing their detractors of racism/homophobia horse shit too? I mean, I figured gamergate learned it from somewhere, but for some reason I assumed the MRA’s were too busy aligning themselves with Stormfront to bother pretending they cared about anybody but straight, white…

He was just sleeping...right? Who doesn’t like a good nap on 2nd down?

I read through all of your replies, then watched that bat flip again, then refreshed the comments and read your two newest replies. I still fail to see how Tom Ley is a dick, would you mind expanding on your initial thought or are you just practicing your typing at this point?

Dear me from the other night who wanted Cespedes to flip his bat harder,

Not as vigorous as I’d have liked, but certainly an 8.5 out of 10 for context

If I were Cespedes I would’ve flipped that bat so hard it would make the Korean league offer me more money than Kershaw’s getting now

Yeah, by my rough math it should be about 25% bigger by surface area than a large New York pie, but that shouldn’t be too difficult to do. Unless the thing is like Domino’s style salty and doughy to slow you down it sounds very attainable

+1 for going pro in something other than sports

The way I feel towards people who think fad diets will help them makes me understand how atheists get angry at religious people

Looking through these comments have taught me three things:

With all due respect, Baja Blast Mountain Dew tastes like somebody squeezed a lime into some Scope mouthwash. Your mouth doesn’t work right if you think it’s the way to go

Man, Rickey stole 5 bases in that game. He’s like Billy Hamilton, but good at every part of baseball