Auto sales has no place for you and your math skills. :D

It could be fake. It could be real. A lot of people say it’s real. I don’t know. If you don’t see it a the exact moment, you can’t say for sure. No one really knows if this is fake or not.

Mike Pence has declared that “we will put American boots on the face of Mars.” You know what, that’s really great. Have an amazing time, Mike and Karen!

At the WH press briefing today, Spicer condemned protesters for flinging tear gas canisters back at police, saying that not even Hitler used gas as a weapon.

“I think the answer is crystal clear, as clear as the night...”

In a statement Trump condemned the protests and expressed his hope the German authorities would be able to come up with some kind of final solution for this problem.

Shoulda made a TIFO

Now show us how he parked at the airport...

Yes, stay away from the evil sensors. Also, I fixed that. Sorry.

Yup. Been there. Was replacing pads and rotors on a jetta. First issue was the tripple square bullshit.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Ever since he touched the orb his arms been getting longer

It’s ok, George Michael. Your uncle has some illusions up his sleeve to keep pop-pop out of prison. Despite the light treason.

If you have bad menstrual cramps, smoke pot. For everything else, consult a damn doctor ffs.

God damn, he must have finished the whole thing.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

What’s really impressive though was the four story tall Magic Mesh to help keep the bugs out.

You forgot step 5: “Verify bill is flat, crack open a 24 oz. Monster, and put on some Limp Bizkit.”

“The human body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”

In Atlanta they call that ‘the bottom of the first’.