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Or picking up baby bison because they look cold.

It really isnt’ that hard. Don’t touch or trample anything. Don’t go off the path or trail if there is one, if there isn’t don’t bushwhack. Take all your garbage with you. Don’t touch or feed the animals.

What a year 2019 is turning into... 

I am not pro-life by any means, but to subject both of those poor children to this is beyond reprehensible to me. The suffering that baby must have endured is unimaginable and the trauma of that 11 year old is so beyond horrific I can’t even think of the appropriate words to express my anger and frustration. How the

23 weeks into her pregnancy Lucía underwent a cesarean section and the baby is reportedly not likely to survive.”

Thankfully now safes with electronic keypads will lock down and brick the safe after a few incorrect tries, at least ours will after 3 or 4 unsuccessful attempts at the passcode.

My dad also took us shooting from a very young age and all while it was a fun hobby, you do witness the massive destruction they cause and that was enough to make me think twice. That and the man sized safe in our living room.

When my husband decided to purchase a firearm, first requirement before he purchased the gun

Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga are riding these rumors and this publicity train all the way to the bank.

I wanted to strangle people who said this to me. 

Her folding technique is legit. I love it. 

Love this. The Sephora / Pantone colab coral blush pallet was the best color on me. Hopefully they do another one this year. 

Nope, I didn’t think about that sort of stuff either when I was a kid. My husband’s family is more traditional and some of his relatives were baffled when I didn’t get excited and into the wedding hoopla. They had to practically force me to have a wedding shower and a bachelorette party. We had a nice simple wedding

I was wondering the same thing, my husband had a hard time reading growing up and he said his guidance councilor called him a “retard” and said he belongs in special education. He wishes he could find her now to say fuck you because he is a successful attorney. Maybe she was trying to motivate him? I’m not really sure

I’m not so sure about that, my husband and I both agree the only reason our child isn’t a raving wildboy is because he goes to daycare.

You are exactly right and ugh sorry about your sister.
Funny thing is I often don’t do things to my husbands exact standards so it goes both ways for us in a lot of cases.

I think people often get caught up with the idea of chores being a physical act of doing something. Somehow women become inventory control, personal assistants, accountants and those are much more exhausting than doing the dishes. I told my husband I didn’t want another child because the thought of adding one more

You should put the dish bowls or tupperware away with water in them still and tell him “It looked dry enough”.

On a treadmill I run with music because it is loud, but if I am outside I prefer to run without headphones in. 

After my maternity leave, I found myself overstepping my husband because he wasn’t changing diapers or clothing baby the same way I was and even now I have to be mindful of it from time to time. I wonder sometimes if we women are so used to having to push ahead we leave our partners behind in the process. This is a

Your comment made me laugh, but seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people.