Anakin turns to Darth Vader because his wife won’t let him commit mass genocide, despite what a brilliant genius he is? And then he straight chokes her the fuck out and the movie treats like like it was tragic but inevitable?

None of y’all motherfuckers seem to remember just how bad the prequels were.

Lawrence Kasdan is essentially done with the series after the giant blow-out of Solo, so he’s getting what he wants.

Oh fuck, that’s actually...yeah, that’s a good point.

Wait, I’m confused. I don’t agree with you on any of this, but you’ve made arguments towards your criticisms so that’s absolutely fair.

He’s seen the prequels at least.

Isn’t that the entire point though? They haven’t been subtle about the First Order being essentially “Imperial fanboys”

The stockholders are seeing one of the only remaining franchises that has made a billion in each film of the series (not including Rogue One).

Do you mean Boruto’s dad?

All the Transformers movies are PG-13, every MCU movie is PG-13, what does the rating have to do with anything?

ANH: 1.3 billion

Trying to appeal to your only child’s humanity despite knowing all the despicable crimes he’s committed is going out like a little bitch?

If Star Wars is gonna have a hope of surviving and not going like the prequels for a second time, it has to stop appealing to old fans like you and me and appeal to the next generation. It’s gotta experiment, it’s gotta change, it’s gotta make mistakes and be flawed and rough around the edges.

You’d think Cline and Weinstein would be best buds...

What’s really interesting is that this is like <i>Bojack Horseman</i> in the way that it tried too hard to imitate other shows in its pilot and got good once it decided to try going into some weird directions.

To be fair, the first seven or eight episodes of Season 1 are genuinely not good at all, and try way too hard to imitate other cartoon sitcoms. Around the eighth or ninth episode is when they decided to experiment with the really surreal animation and stop making it an outright comedy and that’s when it truly comes…

When I was 7 (2002), I was shown Episode I for the first time with a bunch of other kids. When Darth Maul’s lightsabers came out, I was hooked. The entire room just went “ooooooooo.”

I just spent the whole time thinking of Black Mirror because this trailer starts with the song from the second episode.

Georgian here, I don’t know this person but this sounds exactly like the kind of shit anyone outside of Atlanta would do.

When one of your 50 states is about to elect a pedophile into office, you can’t exactly not hate em.