You don’t know how badly I want a trilogy based off of KOTOR

Or, you know, he developed a crush. Like I did.

That stormtrooper is Daniel Craig. Happy Hanukkah.

Isn’t anything pre-prequels fair game though?

Creed is almost as good. Which means it’s very good.

Whoa there, Charlie, don’t call my boy Kingsman “mindless fun” and think you can get away with it. Them’s fighting words.

Yes.

I really can’t stand the fact that they keep shortening the damn names. Like what the hell is wrong with Green Arrow, why the hell does it have to be so basic-sounding?

I always forget that Prince of Thieves was a mediocre Robin Hood movie because all I ever see of it is how utterly glorious Alan Rickman was and still is.

Pretty sure anything before Phantom Menace still counts as canon since it doesn’t directly involve the Skywalkers. So I’m pretty sure KOTOR would still count.

A box-office flop needs two things to never be remembered, both of which Tomorrowland has in spades:

WITNESS KITTY

Yacht clubs have their place.

I’d prefer Brad Bird, honestly. After the total trainwreck that was Tomorrowland, he needs redemption.

It’s pretty fucking obvious they filmed this off of a first draft, anyway.

Substitute that with R. Kelly for music fans and Roman Polanski for film buffs and we’ve got a trifecta of politically incorrect references.

This is so bad that I’m missing High School Musical

You get sequels to The Hangover if you do that. Fuck enjoyment, we can’t have any more of that.

“Hello, I’m Seth MacFarlane and this is my joke. It’s funny because I made it. Worship me.”

“You can’t catch me, gay thoughts!”