Why do I want spam going to my voice mail? 

Call me a jaded grumpy cynic, but part of me thinks that’s all set up.

At this point, I genuinely don’t know what it’ll take for Pruitt to resign

Rovell Daily Times’s slogan is “Self-Owned and Self-Owning.”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Tottenham Bonespur

Lions GM: We priortize following the rules.

I have a hard time believing the Patriots would employ anyone capable of committing such a heinous crime for so many years.

The executive suite is not a parking lot, Mr. Brandon!

I get the desire to change the name, but Under Armour — Official Jersey (Street) of Major League Baseball (2020) is a truly bad name!

Nice fedora, Kap.

“God, these people disgust me with their sexism and backward traditions.”

Damn Timothy, I thought you were having a stroke while writing the last half of that headline.

So, the website that insists on using “dong” and “donger” is writing multiple articles on someone else’s stupid sayings?

Thank you. My first thought when I saw the headline was, “Holy shit, Cam Ward still plays in the NHL.” Then my SECOND thought was, “Eh, bet it’s no butt goal.” As you have neatly proven, it is, in fact, no butt goal.

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

I think Chase Utley said it best.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Look, we have to examine the bigger picture here. Yes, the fumble allowed Florida International to score. But if he’d punted the ball there, it’s entirely possible it would have been run back for a TD, which would have reflected badly on the entire special teams unit. If he’d taken a knee for a loss, the defense might…