Sorry, penguins, even you can't make me like gender reveal parties.

Sorry, penguins, even you can't make me like gender reveal parties.
So that's what a Pinterest divorce looks like.
I have never read or seen anything Harry Potter. No interest at all.
Time is a flat circle, Tim.
So I've only been at this parenting thing for 2 years now, but in my experience, just do your best not to push an agenda one way or the other. This means…
Yeah, how quickly we forget their absolutely abhorrent whining about NYC deciding in a time of a massive natural disaster crisis that left people homeless that it wasn't a good idea to take away desperately needed resources for a fucking fun run. "But I've been training for a long time!" was supposed to outweigh the…
I think "Marathoners" (quotes necessary) would have been a great pick, mostly because the majority of people who have ever run a marathon or half marathon think it is life's crowning achievement. Now, I've done a LOT of running in my life, but it was never for enjoyment.
My brother is a christian conservative, MLS Fan, paleo dieter and cross fitter. Can we just name him the winner?
Baylee joins the list of bullshit names. White people must be stopped.
4. Breastfeeding advocates
Someone (a brilliant angel, perhaps?) shared this link on the Gawker post about this yesterday (or whenever) and I think it's really worth sharing again:
I've used glycolic acid lotion for it. Glycone? It stings a bit but clears it. For prevention, I use Eucerin. The gloopy expensive Eucerin in the tub.
One girl had "Dog Lover" so who the fuck knows.
I read that as Chris Hansen, and thought "But Polanski and Allen never show up at these things, anyway."