Pain or not, you aren’t going to run around being held together with only staples without ripping them out and disemboweling yourself.

I don’t know. The Martian went pretty well with only one minor mistake in setting up the fuel mixture. I find it more unbelievable that all of their tech worked and they didn’t have to deal with malfunctions, poor design, or under engineered materials.

Have you ever tried to run in not a straight line. Not only is it difficult physically, mammalian brains aren’t wired for it. Jump to the side, dive to the side, yes, but run not so much.

Someone was watching too much Ancient Aliens drivel when writing the script...

David was for me a callback to the the first two films with Bishop referencing earlier models(not just the one in the first movie) that went crazy. It shows that the flaw in the bot on the Nostromo had been there since day 1.

The point was that Vickers wasn’t important. It’s a callout to Weyland being her father, losing his son, and replacing him with the David bot and resenting that she was the child who lived..

Trapped by the script. There wasn’t any other way to resolve the alien embryo that wouldn’t turn it into robo tentacle porn.....

Wormhole eXtreme!

That would be a great name for a show, actually. What I don’t get is what that has to do with the Crypt Keeper.......

This sounds uncomfortably like holistic medicine.....

Mah Crush!

The generic robot head is Optimus Prime so, not generic. Not licensed either :P It is possible to make keycaps for all of those keyboards if you are 3D printing on a machine that isn’t a potato. It just might take some work and fit/resolution also is helped if you are using a resin based printer over a FDM filament…

Not at all. If you have a decent Printer you can do multi color prints at 0.15 microns. (http://shop.prusa3d.com/en/printer-upgrades/118-original-prusa-i3-mk2-multi-material-upgrade.html)Smoothing is a little tricky though as you want a very brief vapor bath. Another option is to leave a void for the letter and back…

Deadpool: Director of Shield.

So, someone made a simulator for parents of toddlers.....

To be fair. Soiled diapers are a form of bio-terrorism.....

“It’s a troubling finding,” Why?

So basically, this is S&M for people who are afraid of clowns?

Why did all of the rappers get wet?

“Wait, does this make Jesus an honorary Avenger? “