Agreed! Shake like a normal person NOT 1) one who wants to crush my bones or 2) one who can barely touch my delicate hand. Ugh. AND how about the whole name thing?

Fuck all those conspiracy theorists for talking all their false flag bullshit. Fuck that.

I think she's hilarious. And that email was brilliant.

Organized religion is the greatest scam ever perpetrated on the world.

If he's kissing a lady foot in that pic then girlfriend needs a lady razor stat.

We should start a club!

Go Lisa! Now let's do the pill count! EVERYONE DESERVES A TROPHY!

My homies got this one already. But yeah, dude you're SO wrong.

Carry a grocery bag with 2, 2 liters of soda and start swinging them when the naked from the waist down rapist who has just jumped out of the car and is running toward you gets close. He will stop about 2 feet away, jack off and just call you names. (true story - it totally worked) #safetytipsforladies

That was...

Totes.

Yeah, I'm angry that people continue to believe that sexual predators can be rehabilitated. That makes me angry. Also, people that continue to believe in the Tooth Fairy make me angry. Because at $5 a tooth, that adds up.

No there's not. The largest, longest trial compared group therapy with no group therapy for 231 men guilty of child abuse, exhibitionism, or sexual assault. During the subsequent 10 years, a greater proportion of those allocated to group therapy were re-arrested, but of course the scientists say this did not reach…

There is no such thing as rehabilitation for a sex offender.

I feel you. I was diagnosed in 2000 and since then have put on about 50 lbs following my gluten free "diet." And I HATE when waiters lie. "Is this gluten free?" "Yes." "Are you sure?" "Yes!" I always want to add, skeptically, I hope so for your sake because I'll know in about 10 minutes AND I'LL STILL BE HERE.

I say God Hates Michelle Shocked. She's just an old lesbian experiencing self-loathing. Isn't it interesting though that two lesbian icons (and I use that term very loosely) of the '80's have gotten all mixed up in religion? First Sinead now Michelle.

Agreed. I can't stand that smug Matt Lauer. What a creep. When he said "I've seen a lot of you lately" to Anne Hathaway, I was done. I watch Robin Meade on Morning Express now. LOVE her.

LOL!

LOL! I type with 3 fingers and I'm 47. I think I'm PERFECT for this site!

You go, Lindy.