Keep fucking that chicken, Metta.

My wife told me that if I ever left her, she'd kill me. But she never does anything right. So I gave her the number for a hitman.

PV=nRT, bitches.

Of course it's Carmageddon on Android...the graphics and gameplay is just like it was on your old computer...blood and all!

Ahh, Michael - Automatic seat belts weren't a late 70's thing - they were a late 80's/early 90's thing, And they weren't really an attempt to get people to wear belts - they were a stop-gap compromise for the regulation that all cars sold in the US by 1989 had passive restraints, and many makers found themselves for…

Joey Crawford doesn't care what you think.

This has to be the most god-awful video ever! Music, camera, direction: it sucks massive ass! I had to kill the "sound" almost immediately.

I think I found the rule:

He shouldn't be too upset. This is, after all, the first time he has seen 2 balls below his waist in years.

I'd never read the books but watched the movies with my friends who had. It took me 'til The Half Blood Prince to go: "Wait a minute, so Voldemort is just a Hitler allegory?"

It's cool that it was John Shepherd's car. I remember when that guy was setting records in his DSM back in the day.

DID SOMEBODY SAY CROSSFIT?!

"I dedicate this in honor of...Steve Holt!!"

The Ferrari didn't fail to brake in the second place video... it stopped just fine, but the carpet/tarp/flooring slid from the inertia of the car, thus knocking everyone on their ass.

see that yellow light between the tachometer and speedometer? That's the stability control / DSC, maybe shouldn't have turned it off. The coolest part to me was watching that side airbag go off juuuuust as he slid off.

What a shit driver. He deserves the crazy insurance premium increase he's about to get.

If its your first time on a road, go slow so when a decreasing radius turn takes you by surprise you aren't fucked and don't end up like this. . . This guy looks like a douche and should have learned a hard lesson that its not always best to go as fast as you can especially when you don't know the road. . .

Yep, watching his other videos on his YouTube channel shows that he seems to think any somewhat desolate stretch of road is a public race track.

Not cool. As a BMW owner and motorcycle rider, I take offense to this as he's both perpetuating the stereotype of the douchebag BMW driver, and putting his "fun" above the…

Thats how you do it. Don't swerve, don't slam on the brakes, just hit it like a BOSS.