That thing is even more intimidating than I'd ever imagined.

Holy Hell did this video drive me crazy. Well the initial lack of sound, that is. I've spent the last ten minutes futzing around with all my speakers, cables, and volume controls trying to get sound, only to go to the the youtube page for the video where it tells me that the first few clips HAVE no sounds. Fricking…

Holy shit, was that ever impressive!

I can't wait for the sequel to come out.

If that number reaches 20 I'll start to get concerned

Which is juicy inuendo!

What? No birds nest soup?

As you can tell from the demo video above, it already has its own ridiculous music theme.

That or we could encase large amounts of ants in a self-sustaining environment inside them. And then blow it up while screaming about Formics.

July 2015, my friend. Pity it's only a flyby though.

I'm more concerned with how hairy that dude was. That's some lupine shit right there.

Yeah, I mentioned to my wife that if I had the money I would totally buy it. The answer was, "Sure you can buy it, after you buy me a multi-million dollar mansion that has a foyer large enough to fit it." Dreams dashed, just like that!

In the late 1400s, medicine and manslaughter were pretty much indistinguishable from each other.

Childhood nostalgia. The only reason you ever need.

Keep an eye out for little or big glowing green spheres around your home then. You may be the next victim!

Those who don't are missing some fond (perverted?) childhood memories.

It may have cursed her with that terrible tan though. We may never know for sure...

So basically what you're telling me is:

Calgary to Edmonton and back on less than a full tank of gas? And a smaller tank than my current gas guzzler? And while flying, you say? Sold!