Behind a MANUAL lockout gate (pull up the collar on the shifter)...usually to the left of 1st gear.

:::yawn:::
Miata....again.

Flying buns!

The long, long swoopy lines, fantastical interior, tiny greenhouse/mirrors all scream “never gonna be produced”...

Not on their property. End of argument.

I kinda can’t wait until Miatas become the hated chick car again, so I can enjoy mine in relative obscurity. (Ironic attention whore content added for ironic ironification)

Maybe someday I’ll share my half-Craigslist, half garage find/trade story about how I got this here 993 for less than $10k out of pocket...

You MONSTERS!

I still TOTALLY want one of those 80's era slope fronted, horse-lip bumpered, Star Trek federation shuttle lookin’ vans. I’d trade my Lexus for one as my daily anytime.

...and they call these places AMUSEMENT parks? The irony is thick.

Another option is Rhinoliner. I removed the carpet in my Miata many years ago and replaced it with Rhinoliner...it did a great job.

This renews my ambition to turn an 80's Toyota van into a Star Trek federation shuttle.

Back in my experimental/ultralight flying days, I used to do this stuff all the time. Take off and land with zero groundspeed. I’ve even flown “backwards” (relative to the ground).

Back during my high school years, one of my friends yanked my parking brake once while I was doing a fast paced canyon run, coming hot out of a turn. We were lucky we didn’t go over the side/crash/die. I have no idea why he would do such an asinine thing. I never let him ride in any of my cars again.

I used to do aerobatics in ultralights. Fun stuff. I felt safer flying ultralights than general aviation, as the speeds are much lower. You need to be better at energy/inertia management, though.

Is that a TRACTOR TREAD styled steering wheel? Holy pinched fingers, Batman!

This needs a video of the BTTF VW Bus being chased by Libyan terrorists in a blue/white painted DeLorean.

The FDA could do its part to help by lifting the gawdamn ban on LGBT people giving blood (unless they’ve been abstinent for at least a year). The ban is outdated and discriminatory, with no scientific reason for being behind it. It is there only as a nod to anti-gay sentiment.