Cliche question but what comediennes have inspired you? I've been a huge fan of 80s-90s standup ladies like Ellen Degeneres, Margaret Cho, Janeane Garofalo, Paula Poundstone and curious if/what impact they had on you.

this comment is awesome and brave and the snark seen in response proves it.

He died last year of old age.

Fourth wave lesbro is the greatest thing I've ever read in my entire life.

- No one ever calls a grandma "slut"

But as anyone who's had children knows, there's often nothing like the bond between a mormon overlord and his millions of blonde babies.

"Women contestants ... seem to want to wager [less] because they figure, 'Oh, this is the household money, this is the grocery money..."

than a cougar which is somewhat majestic

The five have been chosen:

I have a few but this is the funniest - Amy Sedaris filmed an episode of Strangers with Candy in my all boys catholic high school. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt071116…).

Just follow Amy Schumer's advice: put on his favorite tie and fist him.

Maybe he realized he was dating Chelsea Handler.

Even the new Seventeen clothing line is behind in trends.

WTF are they wearing? I mean really.

Can they do villains please?

Gin vs. Rum.

...a man dressed in a suit as Sebastian the crab ala the 1989 Disney movie.

Cox also appears to be looking for Diddy..

Getting married at the home of the late king of rock and roll in an elegant Southern-style ceremony would certainly generate one-of-a-kind pictures that Brit already plans to make the front page of magazines around the world."