Question 1.

I feel terrible for this woman because I don't even think Sheba is into her.

Not much of a secret anymore, Victoria.

I truly hope that's the last of a very frightening cheetah mutant.

Was it pink eye or blindness? This dadtie is atrocious.

Please God. Please. Bring her back.

You have to imagine years ago that intestinal distress was probably commonplace and perhaps a sign of a "good aspic."

They say we live longer now because of innovations in healthcare and medicine. The truth is it's because we're no longer eating ASPIC.

This app succeeded in making me want Kate to be my girlfriend!

Dillards? More like normpoor.

Is this poor woman bragging or in pain following over-sexing?

Yes - this quote is as likely as a little girl continuing on her merry way after being attacked by an animal (which SeaWorld suggests).

SeaWorld says that staffers quickly gave the girl medical care and that she was fine, going on to visit other parts of the park.

Say what you will but I think this woman is living the dream.

I'm sure I will but a gay can hope, can't he?!

I love this combination but I would love it even more if there was a romantic undercurrent to it (as in.. every man/woman spy partner movie in all of cinema).

I like to think it went down like this.

"Social animal" is not exactly what I would call Hernandez.

Putina: Fishiest queen by far. Condragulations!