I don't think you are completely off base, I think you are just blessed to have found the right fit for you.

My junk is too big and I'm too poor for labiaplasty so my panties keep me tidy! :-)

there must be anti commitment in the water where I live.

My dog provides more love to me than any relationship I've been in since high school. FML but thank God for my dog!

Are these white guys? I'm in my 30s and of the pool of eligible black guys out there, they all seem to be players fo LIFE. And the white guys were I live are being the curve with interracial dating because if I could date a dude that looks John Cena....whooooo, I'd be all over it!

Utter bullshit. I show interest, I'm labeled needy. I'm self-sufficient, I'm labeled frigid and too independent. There's no winning. God forbid we all put on our big kid panties and just be adults about things. No, we have to play games. I hate dating.

Real random: I think when we have a quarter moon it looks like Alex McCord's face...she used to be one of the real househags of NYC.

My sister has Crohn's and was on it as a kid so I remember moon pie taunts.

Also, racism ended when this email went out, not when Rosa Parks was too tired to move.

I love being a fetish....it's just so antebellum South and reminds me of massa having his way with me.

If she had a moon shaped face she could have been on prednisone....Maybe I'm overthinking that story though.

Articulate rambling thoughts!

This is soooooooooooo low budg. If we're going to be properly racist, at least make it a quality ad...Asians are perfectionists!

Scarlett O'Hara is the only other person I've ever heard use mealy mouthed. I'm totally finding a way to use it at work today.

So there's evidence to support my random dislike of Olivia Munn?

Boom! Santa delivered early.

Right?! Paul Mooney gives me life.

Agreed, it was okay but I don't get waiting in line forever for one. Just give me a delicious rich, buttery croissant.

Seriously though, it's 2013, we should not be seeing these headlines. And: