The first book I ever ordered from Amazon was Red Lobster, White Trash and the Blue Lagoon by Joe Queenan. As you can tell by the title, Red Lobster was not considered “fine dining”.

You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

Thank you, imaginaryfriend.  There is something wrong with the 82% number for African American women supporting Gillum.  That number should be >95%.  There is no way there are 18% of African American women in Florida that would prefer DeSantis over Gillum.

Bobby Portis ain’t butt.  And I dare you to say it to his face.

Arsenal’s final 8 league matches feature no top 5-6 sides.  If they can just get to that part of the schedule in good shape they should finish in the top 4 and maybe grab themselves a Europa Cup too.

I have slept in the buff since I was 8 or 9. We had no air conditioning on the top floor of our house when I was a kid and it was hot as hell in the summer. Once you experience the comfort of skin and bedclothes, there is no going back.

Originally they were the Boston Braves but that wasn’t racist enough for them so they changed it to the Redskins.

In the 90s I has a social service job that entailed working with developmentally disabled people in the community.  One weekend we went to see My Life and of course I cried.  When we got back to the group home my clients hazed me, and it went on for some time.  Ever been hazed by developmentally disabled folks?  Very…

I think we’ve figured out why Jimmy Butler’s mother abandoned him when he was a baby.

Taylor Swift did not free the slaves.
Taylor Swift did not invent strawberries.
The government is not covering up the fact that Taylor Swift was the first woman to walk on the Moon.
Taylor Swift did not invent a time machine, go back in time and kill Hitler, thus preventing the Holocaust.
Stevie Wonder did not lose his…

Because Haley can run for President in 2024 being a Governor, UN Ambassador and Senator, which would make her more qualified than Hillary Clinton who was a First Lady 2x, Senator and Secy of State.

This is new.  Usually they just push people out a window or poison them.

I’ve always considered myself the worst office worker on the face of the earth but I’ve never had any manager tell me to do more. I’ve had 3 jerbs in my adult life, 1) social worker-5 yrs, 2) office manager-18 yrs, & 3) health and safety director-4+ years, and I’ve always been the most incredible procrastinator. There…

We need to figure out a way to put Russia and Saudi Arabia out of business.  The single greatest advance for man will be energy that is clean, renewable and out of the hands of the worst people on the face of the earth.

No, hearing that from my dad never caused me to wet myself the way it did when I read that man’s statement.

I couldn’t figure out who it was playing McConnell because the makeup was so good.  Bennett nailed it.

Yeah, something tells me that if all the people that attend and watch MMA suddenly turned to ash like in the Avengers the world would become a markedly better place to live.  If we lose the small fraction of people who like MMA and aren’t complete asses, it’s a small price to pay.

“You think only members of Conor’s crew ended up getting hit in a wild melee like that? Innocent bystanders that had nothing to do with any of it were involuntarily thrown into the middle of a chaotic brawl with professional fighters.”

Uh, wasn’t Rhodey paralyzed in the fight?  Paralysis is serious, no? 

The toupee is pretty awful, too.