Did you eat paint chips as a child?

Wow, that’s stupid.

Thank you.  To Live and Die in L.A. - great song, great movie.

That’s a bit of a reach here. The Miazga wasn’t shaming Lainez for being short. He was correctly pointing out to the wee man that he was about half the size he needed to be to legitimately go toe to toe with Miazga.

I imagine Katie Rife reacting to Louis CK the same way as Raymond Babbitt reacts to bath water. If CK ever appears on TV again I think there is a chance that Rife will end up knocking herself unconscious.

I can only imagine how awful it must have been for you as you were forced to watch this show each week for the last 12 years. Especially in this day and age when there is practically nothing else worth watching.

Uh, that’s ‘moran’ thank you very much.  Now get a brain, moran!

I’m guessing you’re a big QANON guy too.

You’re an absolute idiot.  Uber has nothing to do with this.  The Uber driver didn’t kill the man.

Shorter zedx79 - “I won’t admit it but I was one of those morons who voted for Trump, because of her emails, and now regret it. I hate the constant reminder of how I’m partially responsible for the Orange Loaf of Shit so if everyone could just stop reminding me how awful he is then I can pretend like I didn’t help…

“He is shitting on someone else—Bette Midler, Chuck Schumer, Chuck Todd, whoever...”

Or LeBron James, Maxine Waters and Don Lemon, etc.

Pretty much any Jew or African American that dares to speak out against him. 

As someone who has loved baseball ever since Harry Chappas was thrown out trying to stretch a triple into a home run at Old Comiskey Park, sabermetrics and the technological revolution have sapped some of the wonder out of the game for me. As a young boy I spent days creating my own MicroLeague Baseball seasons discs…

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

12.7% isn’t going to get the job done.  Folks need help.

Why does soccer need commercial breaks? The ad boards are promoting companies, products and services consistently for 45'+ before you get a string a commercials throughout halftime. I’d bet good money that the adboards are far more effective than some 30 second spot since fans are more likely to take a shine to…

Malort is the official drink of the Chicago Fire Soccer Club, which currently exists to make the Bears look more successful. The Chicago Fire owner is so awful that I wish the team was owned by the McCaskeys. The Chicago Fire owner is so awful that I would rather support the future division 2 team that will be owned…

Beautiful Day makes me think Barack Obama is about to arrive whenever I hear it and that should count for a whole hell of a lot about now.

Uh, the lowest OPS Ortiz had with the Twins was .799 (doesn’t include 1999 when he only had 25 PAs. Ortiz’s combined line from his time with the Twins was .266/ .348 / .461 for .809 OPS.

Did you notice that the Republican couple consisted of an obviously closeted gay man and his very chubby beard wife?  The husband was so obviously gay, not that there is anything wrong with that.

I signed on with DirecTV Now when they had their introductory $35 for 100+ channels and I still pay $35 and will for the rest of my life.  The service has improved significantly, too.