(White Person Here) As bad as the white people in the U.S. are, they’re nothing compared to Mediterranean and eastern European white people. Italians, Greeks, and Slavic white people are nasty ass racists.  These folks throw bananas at star players of African descent - that play and star for their own team.

I can’t wait for the College World Series to be over.

Uh, that sucked. Heh.  Heh heh.  Heh heh heh.

That sounds terrible and probably against a distribution law. Do you in the Victory Mansions area of London, Oceania, by chance?

It’s easy to park the bus for 90 minutes and try your luck on the counter. Korea didn’t play to win, they played to prevent Germany from scoring. They succeeded.

When I was a kid we used to refer to black people as “Canadians”.  If we took a field trip downtown to the museum campus someone would say, “Wow, they’re are a lot of Canadians here.”  We were very polite bigots.

Nicki seems like she’s had a lot of work done up top and behind. I thought her natural figure was very attractive and she looked incredible in the Check It Out video with Will.I.Am. I really like(d) poppy Nicki.

My little boy is just about to turn 2 and I tell everyone I expect him to be a professional Buffalo Bills tailgater because he likes to jump off the couch into a pile of pillows. In about 18 years that couch is going to turn into an RV and that pile of pillows a collapsible table. I know he’s going to be featured one…

When the White Sox won in 2005 the parade ended up right outside my office building and I didn’t have any kids at the time, so it was about as perfect as can be.

You’re an idiot.

Early on while dating my future wife we stopped to pick up some groceries from a little market. I waited in the car while my wife ran in. A couple of minutes later she got into the car without any groceries. I asked what’s up and she said that the clerk was following her from the moment she started shopping.

I’m a white guy with an Ethiopian wife and I go to a lot of parties where I’m the only or one of very few white people in attendance. I was at a 1 year’s old birthday party (our kids are 3.5 and 2 years) and a little boy walked up to me and asked rather pointedly, “Who invited YOU?”

Because there was no major league team in KC at the time.

Because the folks who own the Cosmos name are a bunch of shysters and they do not have enough money to join MLS.

No wonder Republicans drive trucks and are so angry all the time, look at all those "red" states in the bottom 10. Hawaii is weighed down by all the Asians.

Ford looks like a swollen thumb with a face.

If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!

Steak fries with sumac.

Little known fact but "Rocket Frog" was the draft title of Elton John's famous song.

Rudolph Giuliani's first wife was a second cousin.