The Ethical Slut: A Guide to Infinite Sexual Possibilities from Greenery Press.

I guess there's no conservation of mass principle in this version of magic, or else that rat would be pretty darn dense - or else there's a puddle of excess Pettigrew discarded somewhere.

I predict this news will seed - or oviduct, rather - a whole new `dangerous suction' theme in Mpreg stories.

Edward Gorey may explain it for you!

This reminds me of the `how will we swear in the future' article, too. The visitor from Whileaway to our 1970s era Earth endured various insults from a man at a party - until he called her a baby. Then she kicked his ass.

Totes. While there is some violence and dueling in the all-women's world of Whileaway, it's mostly utopia, yes. I seem to remember that if you [a woman there] walked nude around the planet bearing a huge ruby in one hand, and the other on your sex, all that would happen is you'd get a tired wrist...

Yoikes! indeed.

Oh and then his son Ham either simply accidentally sees him sousedly naked, and is cursed by Noah... or else possibly rapes him and/or his wife, depending on interpretation... admittedly the latter makes more sense in terms of deserving a curse. Which curse is laid, however, on Ham's son Canaan rather than Ham. Uh.. ?

Will we see the aftermath, where Noah lies around nude in a drunken stupor a lot?

Maybe deeply disapproved behavior will become new terms of opprobrium. "Water Waster" might be one of the worst things you can call somebody in a century's time.

I think you can `take it back' only if you have been medically designated as such (or developmentally disabled, which I think may be the current formal term.)

John Varley's Eight Worlds scenario! True, the Earth itself has been conquered by aliens who demolished human civilizations with careless ease. But hey, maybe you can't have it all, and it does seem to have saved the cetaceans.
On the remaining worlds, particularly the moon, humans have immense personal freedoms and…

Hmm. Hmm! I've been thinking I would really like Spongebob if the goshawful-annoyingness level was scaled back considerably. I will have to check out those prime early years - thanks!

Well, gee, this is just early implementation of a new USDA rule for Modernization, 77 Fed. Reg. 4,408 - 4,456. Pesky stick-in-the-muds, such as

I'm not sure I wanted to _be_, but I played Waldo Kitty pretty often. I had never actually seen the cartoon, so I'm not going to include an image. My neighbor described it and from that, we spun epics with me as Waldo, her as Felicia. :) Grand battles with The Dogs, going on Chocodile hunts (they were both vicious…

Yes! I would act it out on the living room carpet - Eowyn then Merry then Eowyn - and then, as Merry, wander in a daze into the city and be found by Pippin sitting on a curb, and be tenderly cared for by him. That homosocial loving bit was crucial. :)

I think "European artistic masterpieces that have been stolen or destroyed" would be a more apt title for this article.

Irene Adler in Sherlock Holmes movie 2... ugh. Why?!!
Though as I seem to recall that it's offscreen, I'm hoping she escaped her certain-seeming demise...

Too cute. I feel sorry for Tyne here - she's got a great frock, wig and is dancing plenty hard and with precision - but I hardly looked at her. :)

I'm not sure what it says about me that I kind of wanted to _be_ him...