And just when they were getting the whole Len Bias thing behind them.

I have not read Meyer’s contract in full. But here is the pertinent clause as reported by many outlets:

This is more of the AD’s job. What is Urban supposed to do, fire the guy without cause or make up a reason?

Also, too. According to some reports he was contractually obligated to report this, so he could be fired for cause and lose his buyout.

Legally, ethically, and contractually (as I understand it) Meyer was REQUIRED to report his knowledge to the proper authorities (in this case the title IX officer, I believe).

No he is not the sheriff.
But he is required, explicitly by his contract if nothing else, to report his knowledge of abuse to the Title IX officer. Who is also not the sheriff.

It’s the difference between recreational and procreational titty sucking. Or to quote the inimitable Ron and Russel Mael:

I was in high school and college in the 1980s. I have lots of photos from the era. Nobody is wearing anything remotely like those outfits in any of them. Nobody.

Why when other commenters will come by and do my work for me?

Sharing because reasons.

Since Drew lives in Maryland, might I suggest duck pin bowling?

J.J. Armes. “The double amputee you can play with.” Based on a real life private dick.

You can have the best of both worlds. Double-space after the period to indulge your reflexes and learned habits, but have your word processor auto correct it after you type it.

In my experience dryers open down. It’s the washer that opens to one side or the other. Again, in my admittedly limited experience. As much as washer placement might depend on water hookups, it should also depend on which side your washer door opens. Not saying my mother’s solution is universally wrong, but…

I’d laugh, but I’ve been sooooooooo close to that being me. Before every run I work so hard to clear the colon you’d think I was a wrestler trying to make weight.

I run a lot and, yes, that’s why they call it “the runs.”
I am also active in local running community and have staffed a few water stops. At some point in EVERY RACE, someone runs by who you know has shat themselves. You can’t tell, who, but you can smell it in the pack.

My experience in this regard is fairly minimal. As a lifetime renter, my experience is stackables. My parents’ set-up is washer right, dryer left and I hate to say this, but MOM IS WRONG! Not because of some broken “Unwritten rules of housekeeping” but because the front-loading washer door opens to the left. So now…

Boy, he really made spectacle of himself.

Part of non-violent resistance is accepting the punishment for breaking the law, no matter how unjust that law may be.

Might you be confusing him with his father Allen Funt who started Candid Camera and is in fact dead?
ETA: So, yes, he was a nepotism hire at Candid Camera.