It’s the american way!

The correct answer is a doug nash 4+3.

I wear a lot of pink and purple shirts. Looks good on my skin tone.

I feel like your sense of taste gets dimmer as you get older, so you seek out stronger flavors to compensate. (And white people didn’t discover chili peppers until 1980.)

My grandmother got pulled out of school after fourth grade to help around the farm. Was married before she turned 20.

It’s why I buy dark roast coffee - so when I make a pot there will still be some left for me.

Because Hayabusas swaps are hilarious. And doesn’t a little puppy growl sound more fun than a deep rumbly V8?

Great musical selection!

0-60 in under 6 is 80s supercar fast. I find it hilarious in a two and a half ton wagon.

Yep. This isn’t one of David Tracy’s beater jeeps. With a little TLC and preventative maintenance, you could beat on that Toyota V8 and still reasonably get it to 200k.

Get the ecoboost. I love burning civics at stoplights.

I am profoundly jealous of stephen colbert.

“Your car won’t start? Must be the battery”.

I’m sailing away...

You guess wrong.

Also, via their website, they use beef gelatin. So it’s kosher, but it may not be suitable for vegetarians.

I looked into it a while ago. If I recall right, there are different rules for cars coming from canada (under NAFTA) only if you were a canadian resident who had the car registered in canada and are moving to the US. And even then, you get a flagged title that the odometer and speedometer are in KPH which can make…

Carmax has a few 135s. I wonder how much the bumper to bumper warranty would be?

Back when he was playing for Tulane, I was visiting friends in new orleans and got drunkenly roped into going to their homecoming game.

George Washington loved them. Loved them. In some circles, they were called Washington crabs.