I see nothing wrong with that. I'll have a Whopper, please.

Supercar drivers like fast food, too.

Planet Jalopnik, now GTFAC.

On what planet are burnouts still cool?

New article premise, "How much booze can you smuggle across state lines in a Ferrari 360?"

Thank you. I promise, I can carry way more alcohol in the Cube.

Congrats, Doug. We're still figuring out the right way to initiate you into the gang. I'm thinking a liquor store robbery in that Ferrari is a good start.

You really have to leave Florida out of a what is the most ridiculous question, they have an unfair advantage.

Driving too fast for conditions.

Put that apple shit in my car and i won't be buying it, simple as that. Apple is by far one of the most evil corporations out there, charity? fuck that, Patent troll? yep, Stifling innovation? YEP, Uses giant mountain of money to sue everyone rather than create better products? yep, Overpriced propitiatory cables? You…

It's kinda hard to call hipster on someone else when so many jalopnik writers keep screaming "brown station wagon" or whatever obscure car make or model comes to mind. Who else would lose their minds over a damn Merkur?

They're not poor; they're temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

Meh. My car has a better-than-5-star rating in crash tests. So, I'm good.

You know what I love about your comment? The part where you say "How often is a 4.9s 0-60 going to be the absolute reason you buy a hot hatch?"

That's cool. I would have preferred he made the same choice I did and went with the Focus ST, but can't really go wrong with a GTI. But seriously, why not at least grab the Golf R Marky Mark?

As a writer and a roller derby referee for a fairly well-ranked WFTDA league, I completely endorse this idea. Plus, the skating is a whole hell of a lot of fun, to say nothing of the afterparties!

Cheap labor - weak unions. Welcome to the new third world.

The Fiesta ST is not just a sporty model of something meh. It is the modern hot hatchback. It is hugely important to the survival of Jalopnik culture.

10.) Cadillac CTS

Many cyclists use helmet cameras so they have some useful evidence to show the police when they get run off the road. Kinda like Russian drivers with their dashcams.