okay. I listened to about 1:32 of this bullshit and I heard the lines about the "white man trying to understand" and the bullshit about being a "skynyrd fan" and lament about the "Starbucks on Main Street" and I could almost hear Sean Hannity and all the other rabble rousing fox news culture warriors jerking…

Honestly. Did Jezebel just present a straight-faced report on what transpired in the last episode? Snark-free, without any celebrity-legacy cracks? Fuck you, Jezebel.

We have been waiting awhile.

Seriously. I've read Ayn Rand, and she's often misinterpreted by nut jobs. Her essays on racism and mysticism are particularly insightful. One of the things she admired about the United States was the sort of lack of public monuments we have here. She would view such monument to herself, a theme park no less, as…

Thank you. I absolutely LOVED this piece. Nice break in an otherwise busy day.

Brilliant!

Sooooooooooooo fake!

Bryan stop marrying everyfucking body.

I've just discovered this show this morning. Happy! Women like this need to breed and make more women like this.

Yeah, because women NEVER would start a war because they NEVER fight over stupid bullshit.