Number two and changing tampons are no no's but thankfully I'm quick. (I cannot believe I just typed that.)

So my four kids range in age from 7-19. There is not a day that goes by that I get private pee time. Just never happens. We only have one working bathroom right now so without fail someone needs to get something, someone needs to do makeup, someone needs to wash their feet.

I came here to say that but your response says it far better than I could come up with.

I would love to have a glass of wine with her some time and pick her brain. I've always felt that she's walked the walk, not just talked the talk, of being a strong and self confident woman with aplomb and dignity.

Oh, I think you're right. I've also not had my coffee this morning and I was going to say something about Scientology but I figure I'd let those who've ingested caffeine already handle it.

Rose McGowan grew up in a cult as well. Also, I have an irrational love for Glenn Close.

Haha - I guess that alcoholic beverage I had before posting affected my spelling! Thanks for the correction. What makes it worse is that I knew that! /facepalm

I want to sound my barbaric yawp over this glass of wine and Nina on mah record player. Oh the joys of a Sunday evening in the south.

Having a step daughter who was raised by her birth mother in South Carolina I wasn't surprised about the lack of rationality. I was surprised it wasn't Santorum.

Ah yes, the point before they reach the height of knowing more than you do. I remember those days fondly ~sigh

We've been peppering ours with "actively mauled by a bear" and "I see Jesus coming and I'm scared" thanks to a rather lovely pain scale I found on Hyperobleandahalf.com.

Based on my experience - they probably are.

Dear GOD will someone focus the camera?? I mean, yeah, the rocks on the wall behind them are freaking brilliantly in focus but the faces? Meh...why worry over such details.

*Cleaned my kitchen. Finally.

One of my friends dated our (yes. our.) obgyn. I thought he rather looked like dark wing duck but he was sweet as could be and he treated her well. He even gave her a belly piercing while doing a lap check for endometriosis. (Yes, they discussed it before hand)

I work as a firefighter. Most of my coworkers are men and I've had this conversation multiple times with my female friends that after many, many years of listening to them talk to each other in as open a way as possible...well, frankly men are way softer and marshmelliar than women are supposed to be.

Good because I spent a good twenty minutes trying to work Samoas into a sonnet first. 'Somoas; Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?' just didn't have the same ring to it.

God forbid she 'bellies up to a bar' and has a drink too! Because nothing says 'rape me!!!' like a woman with alcohol in her veins.

If you stare long enough into the Thin Mints, the Thin Mints stare back at you.

Well, according to a few of our reps only a daughter like his could actually be a rape victim anyway; she's young, keeping her virginity for her husband and religious. Of course it would actually have to be the 'most brutal thing you could imagine - raped, sodomized, brutalized' for it to be an actual rape…