I know. It would be like paying to go to a show on Prince’s Piano and a Microphone tour and finding out he was just going to sit on a chair at the side of the stage while Morris Day played the piano and Carmen Electra sang the songs. You’d have no right to feel ripped off, right? You had Prince, a piano, and a…

No. When players are getting tens of millions a year to play basketball, they should play every night unless they’re injured. That’s a reasonable expectation for a family spending $500 to see a game.

Meh. One star not playing is one thing. All of them - none due to injury? No, the fans shouldn’t expect that. I’m sure marketing materials to sell tickets don’t make it clear either. I don’t have much of an issue with it, but I can see how fans could rightfully be annoyed by this.

Okay. Why is this funny?

The orange slice thing never gets old. Really. Never.

I told you those Italian fans were just worried about the players’ potassium intake.

Aw, somebody didn’t get their orange slices and juice box at halftime.

with a vinyl windshield cover still on

So, fuck this guy then. He got all the love when he died, but he would clearly have been guilty of manslaughter had he lived. He killed two people.

It is a story as old as time...

With no radar or GPS plotter..

... in the middle of the night

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

Well this is Dodge so....

I care. So you’re wrong.

Your definition of “used in battle” is fairly exclusionary of the last 70+ years of carrier history, and their air-wing’s contributions to the Korean, Vietnam, Cold, and Gulf wars... not to mention GWOT. But don’t let that get in the way of your narrative.

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl

He at least has some what of a point. Chelsea have had a bunch of manager before and after Mourinho and most haven’t won a lot. He’s a huge prick but it’s not like they had a Manchester United history prior to his arrival.

Kyle Busch has one of the most hateable faces in sports history.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS