“Listen, either you play my music, or we’re playing nothing at all!” - James Dolan.

Didn’t even have to watch the video. The still image is enough.

BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!

But will it brick out when near an aquarium?

I don’t see the difference~ Madden, Aikmann, the golf lady

Especially since it’s taking that big ass fish back to the water to brag and show off to the whole bunch of others. Cold blooded.

FOX Sports has signed the lady to call NFL games with Joe Buck next season.

Look at that Gator just fucking strutting along like, “Check this out, assholes. This is my fish. You got a fish like this? Didn’t fucking think so.”

Worked for Trump.

Stfu. How many veterans were killed during Obama. Or Bush, or godamn George Washington. C’mon. You’ve got to be kidding me with that bullshit...

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

“Can that kid play bass?”

My first exposure to Bill Paxton as a kid was Apollo 13. And even there, playing a goddamn ASTRONAUT, he’s a doofus. He blows chunks 3 minutes into space, dicks around with the camera while broadcasting to Houston, and generally gives off a “why is he here but I’m glad he is” vibe. RIP.

“Game over, man!” is his most famous line/delivery from Aliens (and deservedly so), but my favorite Paxton line from that movie is when Ripley is yelling at him about how “this little girl survived longer than that by herself!” and he just goes “Well why don’t you put her in charge?!”

RIP. 61 is way too fucking young…

Right after he cuts in, the cop car brake dives, so I presume the Toyota may have brake checked to show his displeasure.

Sure, Tampa’s GM is a genius, yet when I get caught unloading the Bishop in an NHL arena I’m some kind of a pervert.

First Responder: Stay still, sir. I’m going to ask you a few questions.