Really bad time for a tangent. A black man was just murdered by the police.

Black Lives Matter.

Well, their first mistake was to look for Mexican food outside the Trump Tower Grill. Everyone knows their taco bowels are the best!!

I would love to see his Tinder conversations.

No one in this story got shot, eaten by an alligator, or busted for methamphetamine distribution, so I fail to see how this is the quintessential Florida story.

As long as you don’t spew toxin into chat and don’t ice-wall your own teammates at the worst times, all can be forgiven.

When you pin a high mobility character like Tracer... so goddamn satisfying.

As a pissed off Habs fan, you’re completely right. Sick of the fucking clowns running this team.

Fuck Michel Therrien with iron stick. Hate this trade so much.

Subban gets dealt to the home state of St. Jude Children’s Hospital? We know who will end up being the real winners of the trade.

With any luck, it will also mean fewer toxic players yelling at your team because losing is everyone’s fault but theirs. Those kinds of people are usually drawn to ranked play, because they probably can’t think about their Elo without getting aroused.

This is so spot on. I think of Buddy Ryan the same way as I do Barry Goldwater. He was the founder of a movement based on mythology more than reality, yet was able to create a fervent following of that mythology by tapping into the ugliest facets of their character. Every Eagles fan who thinks Buddy Ryan was a great…

This is like the good version of 500 Days of Kristin

[insert: Let’s give *everyone* a trophy, am I right? take]

What Quebec really needs to do is become a populated American metropolis with a warm weather climate and very little interest in hockey. That’s how you get an NHL team.

Hi Grandpa! I didn’t know you posted on deadspin.

Once again a win wasn’t in the Cards.

Fuck streaming culture. Get real jobs dagnabbit! #oldman

YOU SLACK JAWED NEANDERTHAL INAFUNE-SAN CAME TO US WITH MIGHTY NUMBER 9 IN 2014, NOT 2004, HOW COULD YOU?!!!!