But but but... these are the OEM centre caps:

When the Mini Cooper was resurrected in 1990, it had half-leather versions of the standard Mini seats. The parts of the seat which were leather were under your legs and behind your back, so the most important areas to keep you in the seat were now shiny and smooth.

Read the whole article again slowly and ignore the photo.

Is it really called “backfire”? Unintentional British car reliability irony!

Yes indeed. Who knew those candy-coated chocolate critters were so talented?

Yes.

Or... like un updated N360:

They informed me that they would not be requiring my services, going forward. They needed a more disruptive mindset, or something.

You mean like Mitsubishi-AMG?

There will be two versions. One is a premium lifestyle dynamic urban chic hatchback, the other is a premium lifestyle dynamic urban chic hatchback compact crossover with all wheel drive synergies.

Yes. Not for the first time. Mugen everything!

BMW have already been there.

You’re right. Or “sister-in-law’s significant other”. Or “this guy I know”.

“wife’s sister’s husband” = brother-in-law. It’s slightly less confusing that way.

Dzire/Desire? More like a shape only a mother could love. The Suzuki OMCL, in other words...

TL:DR

Since WW2, the average car is larger in the US than it is in Europe, so it stands to reason that US Minivans are larger than European ones. The UK is about 5 years behind the US in obesity terms, so it’s best not to use that as a reason...

eeeek!!!

Built in Japan. Packed in Europe...

I could, but I don’t want to, and you can’t make me. ;)