Oh boy, my younger ex-dj-boyfriend is going to be very upset, but he probably won’t techno for an answer.

It wouldn’t be the same Jez without all the lesbian shitasses!

You’re actually an idiot. Coming out ruins lives, costs careers and seperate familes. Especially when your co-workers and fans think gay people are pedo scum that end up in hell.

“‘I have been bullied my entire life. Every morning when I wake up, I think about suicide. I have absolutely no respect for myself.’”

I’m a mom who doesn’t drink (anymore) and you would think I have 3 heads when another mom offers me a drink and I turn her down. “Wait...what? Why? Did something happen? Did you stop because you thought you had, like, a problem?” The questioning then becomes this: “Well, you have your soda water while the rest of us…

On a related note, I feel genuinely sorry for all my friends and neighbors who feel the need to drink wine just to get through the day with their families. Like, I get it. Ha, ha. So funny that your wine box is your adult juice box.

What the fuck did I just read? This is bullshit for a BUY column and bullshit for a DON’T BUY column. Unless you were trying to make your readers think you are an ignorant, tone-deaf child, in which case, this was a home run.

What the fuck did I just read? This is bullshit for a BUY column and bullshit for a DON’T BUY column. Unless you…

Is that a standard feature, or do you need to pay extra for a spare Jalop?

The “OK” knocked me out. It has to be the the step child of “I said what I said” This child is COMPLETELY unbothered by his teacher. It’s fabulous. And I have been trying to find a way to articulate what my mood for 2018 is and this child found it for me.

Weeping.

RIP poor Sardonicuss. We knew him not so well...just like a little bit.

I just got mine a couple of days ago. Because I read an article last week that compared that strain, to the one that hit in 1918. The one that only wiped out 20% of the worlds population.

I pick up on that a bit too, but it’s better than the American evangelical “women are primarily mothers who should breastfeed but ONLY WHEN LOCKED OUT OF SIGHT” thing we have going here. It’s a low bar.

This pope served in So. America where breastfeeding is as natural as breathing. And it should be in every civilized country.

it’s darkly gratifying watching conservative american catholics try to square their aggravation at a (relatively) more progressive Pope with their belief in infallibility

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.

I loved the Last Jedi and I think this makes an INCREDIBLY important point, which is we need just an entire movie based in the bougie ass casino watching asshole alien malcontents do debauchery.

I cannot fathom feeling this inadequate.

I know you mean it as an insult because you’re a sad misogynist with a weepy dick, but “100% Bitch Bucket” would make an excellent tattoo.