I was interviewing for a job at the deli counter of a local grocery store. I still occasionally cringe in shame and it was like 20 years ago.

Oh god, same here. I even signed some fucking pledge and was super judgmental of the girls (but only the girls!) who were sexually active. Because you can only give up your virginity once and after that you’re not special and pure. I even named abstinence as something I believed in strongly when asked in a job…

I’m on chat with Amazon customer support right now. The VISA30 code is not working for a lot of people and Amazon appears to have no idea why. I have $154 worth of merch in my cart, all of it meets the requirements, and it’s telling me the code is expired. I think they’ll be able to make it right but this is a huge…

I’m on chat with Amazon customer support right now. The VISA30 code is not working for a lot of people and Amazon…

Top Gear After Clarkson

I love it for that reason, but I also love it because it gave us #beckywiththebadgrades on twitter.

We have that card! I love it.

Cartwheel is the SHIT. https://cartwheel.target.com/

Same brodozer, a few months apart:

Not an attorney, but I had my daughter at the same age as you did after 10 years of marriage and MUCH ambivalence and deliberation. As much as I wish I’d had the energy I had when I was younger, the ability to have perspective and GNF because of age and experience has been invaluable. My husband and I are both well…

Why doesn’t this comment have any stars? It made me laugh until I couldn’t breathe.

OMG, I’m so glad I’m not the only one who reacted that way. My daughter is 3 1/2 and my niece is 5. The first thing I did when I got out of the movie was to text my sister “I’m so glad our girls will grow up in a world where Rey is a sci-fi/action hero.” I can’t wait to see the next two films.

Ding ding ding! Thanks to social media, I already know who lost their looks, who had a million kids, and who took the Crazy Train to Racistville. I don’t need to go to a shitty rented shelter at the shitty lake 50 miles away to find out.

I skipped my 20 year this year. From the pictures I saw, it was weird and sad and…

That is the Starship Enterprise and anybody who says otherwise has a dirty mind.

And hilarious taste tests of Oreos whose flavors offend everything that is Good and Right in the world.

Abby’s Flying Fairy School can fly right off as far as I’m concerned. That’s my least favorite segment of the show.

Here’s the other annoying Target sunscreen thing: they stock Aveeno Baby sunscreen in the baby section and on the wall o’ sunscreen. Same product both places...but the tubes in the baby section have a sticker over the UPC code so they don’t scan the same as the tubes on the WOS. Result? If you’re after a gift card…

I’ve had one pre- and post-baby, and the pre one hurt a lot more. Not unbearably so, but it was definitely uncomfortable and briefly OMG hurt. If you can get your doc to prescribe something to chill you out during the procedure, I’d do it. Take a couple of advil about an hour beforehand, too. TOTALLY worth it for five…

Broken Pontiac Sunbird. Which was what I had. It was broken when I got it at age 16 and it was way, way more broken when I got rid of it at age 21.

Did anyone else watch that video with the obligatory Clarkson commentary on each corner running through their head, ending with an “and...across the line!” Because I did. So weird to watch a lap of the TG track like that.

It is not an exaggeration for me to say 90% of my kid’s wardrobe is from ON. If you get their store card and are smart about watching for sales, there are some amazing deals. Plus it’s generally well made, cute, and fetches a premium at garage sales when she outgrows it.